Not so Sunday-like musings (again)

You touch me and goosebumps follow the path of your fingers and I hold my breath waiting. “Good morning.” your voice is low, like a roll of thunder. This turns me on like crazy. You move your hands over my shoulders, to my arms, past my waist and stop on my hip. “Are you sore?” … Continue reading Not so Sunday-like musings (again)

Professor Marbles

All I have to do is to survive until I am 130 so that I can regenerate into a young person. How hard can that be? 130 is so bloody old. By the time I get to 80, I will have no teeth and will be walking around with a walking stick. I don’t fucking … Continue reading Professor Marbles

If I had the Infinity Stones

....vanquish Thanos the mad Titan and then.... 1. Disempower evil. 2. Build autonomous benevolent systems safeguarding basic human rights. 3. Create redundant safety mechanisms to keep human greed and ego in check. 4. Ensure all are fed, housed, and have basic needs accounted for. 5. Make access to education free for all. 6. Snap away … Continue reading If I had the Infinity Stones

HER

So, we gotta talk about HER because it is a requirement that I study and I can’t do that until I write this because she has been occupying the better part of my head lately. She is one attractive human who possesses beauty undreamt of. I would randomly see around and thought “she is quite … Continue reading HER

No feels

So, this is where I actively run to when I am slowly dying inside. An action I am disposed to take in order to affectuate change in my troubled psychological state. I am not sufficiently qualified at processing what I am feeling. The tear resting on my eyelid right now feels a bit conflicted on … Continue reading No feels

Why God created humans…

He was bored. He was lonely. For his own pleasure. He was working on an art project and accidentally created humans. He created a virtual world that became sentient. He is just a super cool programmer. He wanted to make the angels jealous because they were starting the misbehave and feel entitled. He made a … Continue reading Why God created humans…

I almost killed Adolh Fitler

I met this guy who offered me a great deal of money. I was to go back in the past and kill Adolh Fitler. How could I say no? he paid up front and I could not say no to meeting Fitler. I had Kyllan procure me a time machine. What would I do without … Continue reading I almost killed Adolh Fitler

Chills , guns and whips

I had my eyebrows threaded today. It was probably the most awesome thing that happened to me today. I was feeling really good while I was being threaded. As my hair was being plucked one by one, all I could feel were chills down my spine. These were the good kind of chills, the ones … Continue reading Chills , guns and whips

The splits and Allie

I, unfortunately, cannot do the splits. I will not knowingly spread my legs to an 180-degree angle. It just feels dangerous. I don’t really subscribe to danger, you know, I am all into self-preservation and all and have to keep myself healthy for when I go to Mars with my lovely android Kyllan. Anyway, Kyllan would … Continue reading The splits and Allie

KAREN AND THE BABES

I have started a band. We do drugs and occasionally some weird but beautiful music. The band is called Karen and the Babes. It constitutes of Karen, Matt, and Arthur. I am ‘Karen’, Matt and Arthur are ‘the Babes’ (I like to refer to them as 'my babes' every once in a while). They are … Continue reading KAREN AND THE BABES