Lost tits

So, I wake up in my college dorm bathroom. The only light is that filtering through the filmy windows high above the showers. I am alone. I try the door, only to find myself locked in. Then I realize that it’s the first morning of Thanksgiving break, and since the dorms were cleared out and … Continue reading Lost tits

Strangers

I love strangers. Strangers are just peculiar people, very very very strange homo-sapiens. Some of them look like very aggressive and violent criminals with scars on their faces and biceps and triceps made of solid iron with bloodshot eyes in the entire universe probably because they are sick and their situation has nothing to do … Continue reading Strangers

Match day

It's match day. I got my water filled balloons, I got my tits and I got Kyllan. We are in my lab and we have moved most of the stuff to create space for the long awaited battle. We have our battle music "Eye of the tiger" playing in the background. I got my sporty … Continue reading Match day

Why God created humans…

He was bored. He was lonely. For his own pleasure. He was working on an art project and accidentally created humans. He created a virtual world that became sentient. He is just a super cool programmer. He wanted to make the angels jealous because they were starting the misbehave and feel entitled. He made a … Continue reading Why God created humans…

A dozen stupid cats

It was quite a beautiful view. The cold was a bit much but the view more than made up for it. I was on holiday and decided to go mountain climbing, do something out of my comfort zone so I can stop feeling like a piece of shit and it totally worked. After climbing the … Continue reading A dozen stupid cats

I almost killed Adolh Fitler

I met this guy who offered me a great deal of money. I was to go back in the past and kill Adolh Fitler. How could I say no? he paid up front and I could not say no to meeting Fitler. I had Kyllan procure me a time machine. What would I do without … Continue reading I almost killed Adolh Fitler

Chills , guns and whips

I had my eyebrows threaded today. It was probably the most awesome thing that happened to me today. I was feeling really good while I was being threaded. As my hair was being plucked one by one, all I could feel were chills down my spine. These were the good kind of chills, the ones … Continue reading Chills , guns and whips

Coup de theatre

I am driving to my lovely boyfriend’s house right now to surprise him. He is a wee laddie but he does all these things that inspire me and that no other wee laddie can do. He is in a state of altered consciousness induced by narcotics and he needs me to take advantage of him. … Continue reading Coup de theatre

Charms that smite the simple heart

Insomnia again. I have gotten so much used to this. I might be starting to love it. There is this little high that you get when you are neither asleep nor awake. Yesterday, I almost got arrested by cops. I was going to spend my first night in jail. I would have written what I … Continue reading Charms that smite the simple heart

BADOING………

Things that make my boobs go BADOING. 1. When my girlfriend bites her lips, BADOING. 2. When we eat bananas, DOUBLE BADOING. 3. When I touch soft skin, BADOING. 4. When my tit is poked in a fraction of a second using the pinky, DOUBLE BADOING. 5. When I lie on my back topless and … Continue reading BADOING………