Saved by a drugie

I am using drugie as a term to mean somebody that uses hard narcotics but is not an addict. Is there an official term for that? Comment if there is one. High enough (on Absolut Vodka) that I am looking at my keyboard to make sure that I am typing the correct thing. I am … Continue reading Saved by a drugie

It’s been a while dear religion

Hey babes 😁😁 Hey hey. What's with the creepy smile? What are you doing here? Thought I got rid of you. You are persistent. You alone or did you bring along some believers to convert me? Your mama keeps sending me back to you. She seems to be unaware that you kicked me out of … Continue reading It’s been a while dear religion

A rant interrupted by Vivaldi

Vivaldi’s ‘The Four Seasons’ is breathtakingly beautiful to my ears today. I just can’t stop listening to it.  I am in heaven. I am not sure which is better between this and an orgasm. It is an ear orgasm…if such a thing exists at all. This man Antonio Lucio Vivaldi is indeed a gift to … Continue reading A rant interrupted by Vivaldi

You aren’t entitled to anyone’s help

Disclaimer: I am not a religious person at all but I grew up in a religious family. There is this collection of people that possess the characteristics of poor, Christian and African. I am yet to meet a group of people more entitled than this bunch. Not all of them though, just most of them. … Continue reading You aren’t entitled to anyone’s help

Strangers

I love strangers. Strangers are just peculiar people, very very very strange homo-sapiens. Some of them look like very aggressive and violent criminals with scars on their faces and biceps and triceps made of solid iron with bloodshot eyes in the entire universe probably because they are sick and their situation has nothing to do … Continue reading Strangers

If I had the Infinity Stones

....vanquish Thanos the mad Titan and then.... 1. Disempower evil. 2. Build autonomous benevolent systems safeguarding basic human rights. 3. Create redundant safety mechanisms to keep human greed and ego in check. 4. Ensure all are fed, housed, and have basic needs accounted for. 5. Make access to education free for all. 6. Snap away … Continue reading If I had the Infinity Stones

HER

So, we gotta talk about HER because it is a requirement that I study and I can’t do that until I write this because she has been occupying the better part of my head lately. She is one attractive human who possesses beauty undreamt of. I would randomly see around and thought “she is quite … Continue reading HER

STUPIDITY

Disclaimer before you begin. This is basically a ranting post because my day has been fucked up by one of the most stupid girls I know. I hope she dies of stupidity. Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. I have met too many. I am especially livid today because … Continue reading STUPIDITY

Feminism

So, we have first wave feminism where people deserve equal treatment, rights and responsibilities. It focused on legal rights and succeeded in gaining women the right to vote and other legal liberties. I am cool with this. I would advocate for this. It goes hand in hand with human rights. Feminism should have stuck at … Continue reading Feminism

Solving a mystery

My old lady used to tell me, “Do not play with boys, they will make you pregnant.” My boobs were still only but pecks. I was 11 years old and far from learning about the reproductive system in school. I needed a reference book to find out what being pregnant meant. I also wanted to … Continue reading Solving a mystery