Rat incubator.

"It's not really a fly. If you swat it, they'll just find you and send two more." I wish I knew that before I chose to land on this freak show of a planet. I just could not resist. It was so ethereal. Aside from Earth, it was the second most beautiful planet I had … Continue reading Rat incubator.

Lost tits

So, I wake up in my college dorm bathroom. The only light is that filtering through the filmy windows high above the showers. I am alone. I try the door, only to find myself locked in. Then I realize that it’s the first morning of Thanksgiving break, and since the dorms were cleared out and … Continue reading Lost tits

Strangers

I love strangers. Strangers are just peculiar people, very very very strange homo-sapiens. Some of them look like very aggressive and violent criminals with scars on their faces and biceps and triceps made of solid iron with bloodshot eyes in the entire universe probably because they are sick and their situation has nothing to do … Continue reading Strangers

A dozen stupid cats

It was quite a beautiful view. The cold was a bit much but the view more than made up for it. I was on holiday and decided to go mountain climbing, do something out of my comfort zone so I can stop feeling like a piece of shit and it totally worked. After climbing the … Continue reading A dozen stupid cats

I almost killed Adolh Fitler

I met this guy who offered me a great deal of money. I was to go back in the past and kill Adolh Fitler. How could I say no? he paid up front and I could not say no to meeting Fitler. I had Kyllan procure me a time machine. What would I do without … Continue reading I almost killed Adolh Fitler

Coup de theatre

I am driving to my lovely boyfriend’s house right now to surprise him. He is a wee laddie but he does all these things that inspire me and that no other wee laddie can do. He is in a state of altered consciousness induced by narcotics and he needs me to take advantage of him. … Continue reading Coup de theatre

BADOING………

Things that make my boobs go BADOING. 1. When my girlfriend bites her lips, BADOING. 2. When we eat bananas, DOUBLE BADOING. 3. When I touch soft skin, BADOING. 4. When my tit is poked in a fraction of a second using the pinky, DOUBLE BADOING. 5. When I lie on my back topless and … Continue reading BADOING………

Solving a mystery

My old lady used to tell me, “Do not play with boys, they will make you pregnant.” My boobs were still only but pecks. I was 11 years old and far from learning about the reproductive system in school. I needed a reference book to find out what being pregnant meant. I also wanted to … Continue reading Solving a mystery

of juicy buttocks

Lately, I have been watching too much television while lying on my couch which has consequently led to the loss of my butt. The two large fleshy masses of muscular tissue that form my rump have been shrinking slowly and now they are almost leveled with my back due to all the lying down. I … Continue reading of juicy buttocks

Queen of the Monkeys

It is a very very very b-e-a-utiful day, all my senses are delighted today. I got all these tingly sensations. Kyllan is right next to me waiting his mummy wake up. I am his mummy and he is my baby. My handsome baby boy. He is quite yummy. Oh his beautiful smile that I wait … Continue reading Queen of the Monkeys